Who are you and what have you done with my friend Sandra? On a serious note, I LOVE this! I am not sure I've heard such "strong woman" voice from you before and I don't mean this in a good or bad way. You fluidly adapt your tone, sentence structure and word choice to your topic. Mindfulness requires calm and soft. This needed authoritative, slightly satirical and punchy and you pulled it off superbly. I hope this piece does brilliantly as it's a nice take on the stream of Barbie articles.
P.S I've not seen Barbie yet, but I will do.